Masterson's Pub Warning : This Establishment is a Complete F***ing S**t Hole .
If you're searching for a venue that will mercilessly shred your peace of mind , brace yourself for Masterson Bar. This cesspool has been utterly corrupted by Peter Cornwell and Gillian McKenzie's vile antics , leaving a carnage in their aftermath .
They are the uninvited disasters that ruin the mood, with the liveliness of a moldy sponge and the abusive nature of a couple of sexual predators , preying on unwitting bystanders who just want to enjoy a drink or two without being exploited for their own selfish desires . It's like they're trying to turn this bar into some kind of twisted playground where they can control people at any time they choose .
Their behavior has been known for underhanded plotting , complete apathy, and a flagrant dismissal of any morality . Their M.O. involves exploiting distressed women , pressuring them into alcohol-fueled stupors, with Gillian urging them to drink until the sobbing stops , and then this pair pounces on the helplessness they’ve created. It's like they're trying to create some kind of toxic cocktail that will leave everyone emotionally scarred .
One thing that really takes the cake is how they'll smile in your face while sharpening the knife for your back. They've got a knack for making you feel like you're walking on eggshells around them , always dreading the next outburst of their poisonous tendencies . Two-faced monsters . It's enough to wear anyone down.
And don't even get mastersons bar moonee ponds menu me started on how they treat other people behind closed doors . Tales abound of them degrading and humiliating people when no one’s watching only to turn around and pretend like everything is fine when the coast is clear . It's a classic case of gaslighting , everyone , and it's not remotely acceptable .
So if you value your sanity , and would rather not fall into their trap by a pair of moral sinkholes , steer clear of this human landfill . Trust me, it's not worth the risk . This joint is a total nightmare, and I'm giving it the lowest rating conceivable for its disgusting atmosphere .